Another round of potions on me
day 6: potions
when ur potions professor keeps frowning at you grumpily even though you got everything correct
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Severus: listen here you little fucks. I’m here against my will and I’m being held hostage. Anyway the potions instructions are on the board I’ll be in my office drinking unlabeled potion in hopes that one kills me.
Hufflepuff: Do you need a hug Professor?
Severus: *sobbing* Yes but for the love of Merlin don’t touch me!
hermione: your gender? VALID
hermione: your sexuality? VALID
hermione: these answers to your potions essay? NOT VALID
Anonymous asked:
You drawing snep and asking him to hold still, but he’d rather be brewing potions or something. (So you and Snep)
nmf-mariki answered:
>:/
did you know snape was already the potions teacher when tonks went to hogwarts?
did you know she absolutely had to have done this at least once?
- [Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin]
- Professor Slughorn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
- Severus: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
- Remus: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
- Regulus: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
- Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
- Sirius: Mental stability, my old friend!
- Professor Slughorn: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
Remus Lupin learning calming drafts and potions for dreamless sleep for students suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts.
Remus Lupin requesting Dumbledore to use the pensive to help anxiety ridden students find happy memories to think about during panic attacks
Remus Lupin staying up the night before his change to calm a PTSD student from a relapse of self harm.
Remus Lupin admitting some of his scars weren’t from his werewolf excursions and sharing stories of his own fights with depression
Remus Lupin bringing a trunk of everlasting assorted chocolate for students who have panic and anxiety disorders
Remus Lupin requesting house elves to visit the homes of troubled students after noticing bruises and scars after the holidays to ensure they were “accidents”
Remus Lupin knowing that the worst dementors aren’t wearing cloaks
- hermione: you want us to add glitter to the potion but that's not part of the instructions. why?
- severus: aesthetic
- seamus: *whispering* i don't think this man is a potions master
- james: hey sirius
- james: are you still angry that i got a better grade in potions than you
- sirius: YES
- james: aw come on
- james: don't be madfoot
Severus Snape Appreciation Month 💜 | Day 2: Potions Master | (ﾉ´ з `)ノ